Poker at Yossi's

Last night everyone except Ariel (who was swotting up for an exam, the swot) played poker at Yossi's. Yossi served spag. bol. (the new hot dogs and chips). There were seemingly unending supplies of Coke Zero. Nice crisps too.

But who cares about that? Last night was a crazy night of poker. How crazy? Well, Nik finished 72 shekels down, but actually did better than all the other people who also finished out of pocket! Two Kings (Yoss and Gary) finished over 100 shekels up!! The people who ended up down won five hands between them all evening!!! That's how crazy.

Just look at the graph! Gary has gone from being second bottom to 3rd in a few weeks. And Nik has gone from being 3rd to second bottom in just a few weeks. Jona seems to be the King with the steadiest keel, but then he has also missed more weeks than any other King. Which makes him somewhat more of a Knave, I think.

Adrian moaned about his lack of luck. Jonah taunted him mercilessly.

Jona told this joke: An Israeli and a Chinaman were talking. The Israeli said to the Chinaman, "How many people live in your country?". The Chinaman said, "Oh, about 1.3 billion people. And how many people live in Israel?", he asked. "Oh, about 7 million people, give or take". To which the Chinaman replied, "Really! What hotel do you live in?"

(Really crazy) scores from last night:

Jona 43.5

Yossi 123

Gary 134.5

Jonah 30

Nik -72

Eric -96

Adrian -90.5

Rafi -72