Poker at Adrian's

Poker last Monday was played at Adrian's, on his new stolen-by-the-Chinese Burman wood table. Nice white chairs too, one of which was slightly spoiled by Yossi. Talking of Yossi, we saw his smooth stomach.
Adrian served spag bol. Plenty of drinks and low-cholesterol snacks too. Very grown up it was.
Adrian invented yet another f&ck up: putting the deck he was dealing upside down on the table so we could all see the bottom card. Very amusing it was.
The evening started with Adrian's 4 of a kind raping Rafi's top full house. Towards the end, Rafi raped Nik's top four a kind with his own nasty 4 of a kind. Rafi finished nearly 100 up, despite the earlier rapage.
Adrian lost all of his money. Nicholas lost nearly all of his. Eric wasn't far behind.
We played a game called 7 card stud 8 or something. 7 card stud with a low hand. Some liked it (Yossi), some didn't (everyone else).
Yossi walked into Adrian's glass sliding door when trying to enter the flat. What a complete and utter idiot! Doesn't he know you should open doors before trying to walk into the room?? It was so completely hilarious the way he just walked into a solid sheet of glass!!! We laughed and laughed. It was just brilliant and so funny. What a buffoon! Ha ha ha!
Next up, Eric and his slatty table and deck.
Scores were:
Adrian -75
Nik -62.5
Eric -59.4
Gary 34.5
Rafi 96.5
Jonah -4
Yossi "thinks he can walk through glass" Unterman 69