Poker at Yossi's

We played at Yossi's. There was Yoss, Gary, Jonah, Nik, Rafi, Eric and Adrian. Chicken and chips. Not enough green doritos, but lots of Swedish fish.
Rafi was the big winner; Adrian was the big loser. Nik finished exactly even. Jonah and Yossi's charts still show a remarkable similarity (though Yoss is doing better than Jonah, it should be mentioned).
Most of the conversation revolved around hygiene. From what I could understand (I arrived a bit late), the following things can be rated in order of hygiene as follows (from the LEAST hygienic to the MOST):

1. A kitchen sink
2. A hamburger
3. Your mouth
4. Your cock
5. Your arse
6. A huge steaming pile of shit
7. Your cock after being inserted into that huge steaming pile of shit
8. 
   

Poker at Jonah's

Last night’s poker was played at Jonah’s house. Jonah, Gary, Rafi, Eric, Adrian, Nik and Yossi were all present. We ate shriveled up wieners and two types of chips. There were at least two packs of sweet and sour Doritos. Adrian felt there was a lack of fizzy pop. But Jonah did knock up some very tasty ice tea as compensation. Adrian also moaned that the Bisley were of the worst flavour (pizza). Is this a trend in moaning behaviour? We shall have to pay attention.
Gary was exceptionally unlucky to have lost quite a lot of money on three occasions when he had a full house. He was understandably gutted at that. Jonah won money. Nik lost almost all of his.
The funniest gag of the night came quite close to the end of proceedings. I don’t remember how we got on to the subject (probably by talking about Adrian’s back waxing again), but Yossi said something like, “my balls are so hairy. It’s like a jungle down there. The other day I found a toothpick”. And then I said, “no Yossi, that was your penis!”. Oh how we laughed.

Poker at Adrian's

Last night we played poker at Adrian's poorly lit flat. It might be done up nicely, but it's so dark in there that it's hard to tell.
Anyway, in attendance were Adrian, Eric, Nik, Yossi and Jonah. Bits of chicken cooked in the oven were served with chips. There were at least two packets of sweet 'n sour doritos, but some people might say we need three (or four).
Jonah was the big winner. Nik was the big loser (and got a bit grumpy).
Eric phenomenally misread 3 hands, making some very amateurish mistakes in Ohama Hi-Lo, proudly displaying a straight comprised of 3 cards from his own hand. Tsk tsk.
Yossi has found a new line of employment in making up names for porno films, some of which involve Israeli legal headhunters. He also showed us he has a glowing future in hip hop music.
The chart shows that the best way to stay top of the leader board is by not coming to poker. Though are we already seeing the expected convergence around the zero line?

Poker at Gary's

Last night Poker was at Gary's. In attendance were Gary, Adrian, Eric, Jonah, Rafi and Yossi. The Kings were served chicken (only the brown meat and wings– the supermarket was out of white), corn, and chips. I assume that various types of fizzy pop were drunk.
The funniest thing that happened, according to Jonah at least, was that "Rafi told an inane story about the guy who shagged dead people and transmitted a 'dead person's virus' to his wife and child. That prompted some initial development of a niche porn version of the movie "The Sixth Sense" with the protagonist whispering "I shag dead people.""
The chart (which you can click on to see a bigger version, of course) shows three main things. 1) Adrian has been performing well in 2007); 2) Rafi is on a roll; 3) Jonah is funding the two previous points. We should make sure that Jonah comes very often indeed.