Poker at Rafi's

Last night the Kings assembled at Rafi's haunted flat. We were all there, apart from Gary, and including Ariel. Rafi made spag bol. Plenty of drink and crisps. All good.

We played some poker, quite a lot of poker, actually. And the outcomes were very odd.

Adrian, Eric and Yossi all lost more than their original 75 shekel stake. Nik and Jonah more than doubled their stake. You'll have noticed that the chart starts from zero, as was requested.

Adrian moaned about his teeth and the moaned about his cards. He got shafted lots of times. Yossi bet like a buffoon against Jona and ended up getting quartered. Jonah won loads of money.

I made some very funny jokes, including one about turning the cards around. Laugh? We nearly crapped ourselves.

The smoking room was a bit cramped - Rafi might consider moving the lounge wall in a bit before we next play at him (probably some time in 2011).

The scores last night were:
Adrian -92
Eric -84
Nik 80.5
Rafi 29
Yossi -77.5
Jona -14
Jonah 115.5
Ariel 42.5

Poker at Nik's

Last night we convened at Nik’s for poker. Yossi, Adrian, Rafi, Gary, Jonah and special guest Ariel were all in attendance. We ate pizza. It arrived on time. Adrian didn’t and moaned. Yossi arrived unshaven.
We played tons of poker. Adrian and Jonah started the evening as both of them meant to go on, with Adrian chucking loads of money in Jonah’s direction. Adrian finished 111 down; Jonah ended up 151 up. Rafi also had a shocker and lost 79 shekels. Yossi did well, winning 50.5 sheks, an achievement that would usually look good, but that was put in the shade by Jonah’s huge win.
Rafi tried to tell us a story that started with, “I was staying at my grandma’s place”, but he couldn’t get any further than that. Rafi also got shafted a couple of times by having a weak kicker. He wasn’t very happy. Nor was Adrian.
Because I have cats there were some pussy jokes.

Poker at Jonah's

On Monday we played at Jonah’s house. Jona, Adrian, Yoss and Nik were there. Jonah made chili and rice. There was plenty to eat and drink.
We played many hands of cards. Nik lost lots of money. Yossi did very well.
There was some talk of a frightening hat worn by black man.
Adrian showed us a photo of his deceased fiancée. We were all very moved.
Scores on the doors were
Nik -64.5
Yoss 41
Jona 10
Adrian 18
Jonah -4.5