Poker at Jonah's

On Monday we played poker at Jonah's place. Jonah was there, as was Eric, Jona (briefly), Adrian, Gary and Nik.
Jonah cooked spaghetti bolognese and it was very tasty. Pepsi drinks were served. The crisps were plentiful and diverse in the flavours. Well done Jonah!
Jona arrived just in time to eat, and left very shortly after that. Something about his daughter hitting her head and vomiting. He gets +5 points for parental concern but -20 points for ditching his poker mates so early. So the whole affair leaves him 15 points down. Shame on him.
Adrian invented a new f*$k up. It's hard to believe that there are any left, but he seems to conjure them from thin air. This time, while we were playing Omaha Hi-Lo, he proudly explained to us that although he could have called the straight f*&k up, he realised it was actually a f!£k up. Instead, he said, puffing out his chest with pride, look at my flush! By now you will have realised there was no flush. There were only two diamonds on the table.
A more minor f^ck up was dealing cards to six people when there were only five of us around the table. That can be forgiven.
Eric won lots of money and Nik lost lots of money. Jonah won some money. Jona lost a bit of money before scarpering off. Gary lost a little bit of money, and Adrian lost a little bit more money.
It might interest you to know that every time Adrian has played poker this year he has lost on average 39 shekels. It might also interest you to know that the gap between Jonah and Adrian is a whopping 1092 shekels.
Scores were:
Eric 79
Jonah 20
Jona -20
Adrian -10.5
Gary -10
Nik -61