Poker at Ariel's

Last night we played poker at Ariel's. Yossi was in real miluim and Jona was in kind of miluim and Gary was in London. However, because my cousin Simon came (of whom more later) we were seven Poker Kings. Ariel served chicken and vegetables. He had as many bags of crisps as a supermarket. Plenty of fizzy pop too.
Predictably enough, Adrian lost nearly all his money. I've posted an updated chart of his winnings and (mostly) losings this year. Of the 15 times he has played poker, Adrian has been down 11. He has broken the -600 mark for the year.
My cousin Simon did very well indeed, taking 50.5 shekels back to England with him. Once again I apologise for having invited him and I'll vet any future guests better in the future. The young 'uns nowadays just don't know their place.
Jonah opened a lead over Yossi at the top of the leader board. Adrian can just dream of such lofty heights.
Adrian's latest f^ck up was to pick up the burnt cards instead of his own and hope to play them. How does he do it?
There was one absolutely hilarious moment when Nik (the cad) took some black chips from the metal box of chips we played with at Gary's last week and pretended to bet with them. Everyone laughed so much it took about fifteen minutes for play to resume. Everyone was high-fiving Nik and telling him how he is the funniest guy and how so very funny it was that he put chips from another set into the middle of the table. Definitely one of the all time poker highlights ever.
Other stuff happened but I don't really remember it.
Scores were:
Jonah 69
Simon 50.5
Nik 25.5
Rafi -8.5
Ariel -61
Eric -10
Adrian -65.5